Let me tell you about this girl I know…
… epitome of funny; from head to toe!
She is one character, you cannot find…
A rare specie… one of a kind!
With gugu eyes, all skin and bone…
You always find her on the phone!
Unless she’s in for a surgery…
Coz’ that’s when she gets some time free..
To take pictures in the hospital gown..
As excited as a birthday clown!
And wakes up again, only to find…
That surgery didn’t bring back her mind!
It only took her voice away…
She felt dumb, day after day!
No more spices, all food neat...
Specially with no “Ashraf tikka” to eat!
This tyranny, however, did end…
With lots of ice ream from her friends!
When all the ice cream melted in the bowl…
This girl was back: she was on the roll!
Full of wit, for me and you…
Theres nothing this girl cant do…
Shed go anywhere, if in the mood…
Even to “Salt and Pepper”, JUST to heat her food!
Anywhere on foot, “tuk tuks” or cars…
Till you realize you’ve been together for thirteen hours!
Her intentions are as straight as a rod…
Enough to feed her friend jellies that smell odd!
Retarded, a bit, she is may be…
She plays with her “jamadarni’s” baby!
Always adamant that shes never wrong…
She listens to awesomely cheap songs!
Bombay, Kama sutra & Dirty sexy money…
Our choice is soo similar, its not even funny!
However, one thing, I don’t find fun…
Her fascination for the pregnant ones!
Its, hence, fair for me to say…
Afterall, shes one of the “becharay painting wallay”!
The funniest is when shes cold or sick…
She transforms into a “diploma chick”!
Scarfy and unattractive in a social rift..
Sitting alone in corners, with “no lift”!
But that still doesn’t stop her, nothing can…
From dreaming about her “Perfect Man”
Who’ll gracefully walk into her life..
Asking her to be his perfect wife!
Who’ll earn millions and uncountable amounts..
So that she doesn’t need “Faysal Bank” accounts!
Or encounters with guys who call and text her a lot…
Or give her their numbers at hotspot!
(im speaking of Amjad and Mucharr respectively…
Incase you assume in talking about me!)
Our first ever conversation’s initiation…
Started over Buddha’s information!
Hail Buddha for bringing us together…
Or thank God, you not that clever!
Before the exam you had to be taught…
Coz you definitely didn’t know a lot!
Never on time are you prepared…
And its funny you’re yet never scared!
And if ever you're days seems cursed..
I’ll soo be there with tons of start burst!
Or to talk about anything…
To cry and laugh and even sing!
Im sure that’s bound to make you merry…
(and specially) once you have a black berry!
Although once that happens, I am sure..
Things will stay the way they were before!
Phone in hand.. stuck to your ears…
For minutes.. days months and years!!
But that wont change the fact, my friend..
You’ll rock the world, till the end!
Coz’ cool, however, you’ll always be..
You're, after all, our favourite “ANNEM ZAIDI”
blessezz...*
